B-Movie-Palooza XI: The Mini-Pops, Part 2 - Gingerdead Man

Question the first: why is Gary Busey a gingerbread cookie? Question the second – that’s not how you make gingerbread cookies (with the dough being hand-shaped into a man) – that’s not a question, but this also isn’t a movie. I hope to god it isn’t. It is? Oh. The voice over made it sound super fake, but there you go. Just checked – there’s at least 3 of these things. Huh. Also WHY DID THEY JUST LET BLOOD DRIP INTO THE DOUGH?! THEY DESERVE TO GET KILLED WITH BAD EFFECTS!!! Actually, I’m super-glad they used an actual puppet and absolutely no CGI. They really could have used CGI, but went the dumber, cheaper, more awesome route. Winners.

4 out of 5 bloody axes. Amazingly bad crap.

PS – GingerDEAD – I get it.